zackisontumblr:

an actual photo of me at school

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salvotheslime:

tbh when i was 15 i was a really horrible person

actually i was a fairly terrible person until i was about 18 or so

then i became less terrible

i still got a lot to go but i’ve been progressively getting better i think

phobias:

if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

(Source: phobias)


ven0moth:

ITS SO DIFFERENT

relahvant:

i have lost my pants

someone help me find my pants

they have disappeared

poof

gone

pants where are you

i hope they’re okay

rewrote:

My mom looked at me the other day and said to me, “You’re 16 years old. You should be asking me for boy advice. You should be running to me crying because some asshole broke your heart. You should be telling me about drama that you’re having with your best friend. You should be out there living your life. You shouldn’t be destructing yourself and harming yourself. You’re still a kid. You should be having the best years of your life.”


tyleroakley:

coreydrake:

myuncreativeurl:

coreydrake:

This kid is hilarious!

Omg lmfaooooooooooo how old is this kid

I’m assuming 12 but these jokes are so grown. lol

2:15 speaks to me on an emotional level

screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

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